Yasheen… Jamaican’s Finest Since Brigitte Foster-Hylton!

Posted: July 29, 2013 in Uncategorized
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Yasheen II

This Woman’s Ja-Making Me Crazy!

I’m often phlegmatic and lazy
But this woman has me all perky like a daisy
Her curves has me all hazy
And all laid-back as if I was wavy
She is one in a Milian because she’s all gravy
This black ensemble she’s wearing is ever demure yet racy
Her alluring figure has all the guys going zany
If I’m being honest here— this woman looks tasty
Making all the modern black British women here look pasty
I’m seeing jealous women who are nasty and flaky
Just because this fine Jamaican’s body all nice and shapely
That’s why men are tossing off to her pictures on a daily
Behind all of that booty and beauty— she’s also brainy
Sending horny men flying to the nearest wine house like Amy
The joker-ass Jafaicans are acting all dubious and shady
As well as moving around in a manner so snaky
Acting and performing constantly like Kevin Spacey
Her sexiness and enchantment is making us men crumble like a pastry
To put it simple— this woman is ja-making us crazy
She’s making our heads a right turner like Lacey
With those fabulous legs in those tights looking rather lush and lacy
As she struts the streets of London so stately and greatly
With the classiness and sassiness of a modern black lady
As the cab drivers turn around to watch her so hasty
Without giving a toss about their own safety
Even looking at this woman has me talking rather faintly
Wanting me to release the best like Patrick Swayze
This lady’s looking flashier than a new Mercedes
She’s not your average Miss Tracy
As she prances around London all strong with bravery
A fine specimen from Jamaica
With the watch of wastemen tossing their dough like bakers
Her body and presence is a breath-taker
She is the ultimate ice-breaker
With enough audacity to turn goody two-shoes into troublemakers
I don’t blame her
That in these tough times she’d rather be the paperchaser
She would laugh in the face of danger and failure
As she is aiming to do better for the greater
Getting rid of her haters like a cheese grater
Always on the move like trainers
I’m sure she’s entertaining like film trailers
She’s giving thanks always to the Creator
This woman gives a stark warning to all players
Chopping their egos down to fuck up like razors
She goes by the name of Yasheen
With looks and a personality to match— she’s quite dashing
She has all the brothas out here cussing and tongue-lashing
And all the sistas all arguing and clashing
With their egos crashing
As Yasheen’s still strutting and flashing
Sorry… I meant flaunting her goodness
The same goodness that attracts us men like tourists
Her attractiveness is driving me mental
When I’m chewing away on my Airwaves Menthol
After eating some oriental
I’m on the verge of another tremble
This lady has the credentials of a model
Especially when she’s wearing that sexy ensemble

Copyright © 2012, 2013 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “L.I.F.E.— Living In Faith Everyday”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

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