My Fine Bad-Ass Black Woman

Posted: May 12, 2014 in Uncategorized
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My Fine Bad-Ass Black Woman

I Need A Bad-Ass Black Woman

I need a black woman who is more than able
To keep me grounded and stable
As well as to make me harder than a table
She has to be a sporting diva like Sable
I want this woman to have the “bad-ass chick” label
Looking tastier than a bagel
Leaving my face redder than a maple
As her strength holds me together like a staple
She’s got to keep it real— I don’t need anymore fables
Keeping me all funkydory like Rachel
This black woman needs to be forcible
But not to the point of being horrible
I’m all up for being enforceable
With a woman who’s got the exoticism of Portugal
A sista like Foxy Brown can carry me out like a portable
Bruv— I’m in need of a strong black woman
The kind of woman that makes me work harder than a woodman
She needs to be lively and not boring and wooden
And she has to keep me close-knit like a jumper that’s woollen
I love my black woman to be appealing and tasty
As well as to be randomly hormonal and feisty
Like Foxy Brown she has to look racy
Like a proper black bad-ass chick who’s crazy
I wanna be sure that I have her safety
Even get mad at me for being lazy
Well… Just a tad bit hasty
This black woman has to make me feel good like gravy
Keeping up with Grace Jones without going grey like Macy
She has to know how to cook up a beef patty or a pastry
I want this bad-ass woman to have my baby
And to keep her street sexiness of a lady
Dancing to “What Have You Done For Me Lately”
This woman should have the general aesthetics
To soothe me away and sedate me like an anaesthetic
I’d love this woman to be emotional and sympathetic
As opposed to being careless and apathetic
This woman and I need to move in unison and synergetic
And on top of that her body has to be athletic
This bad-ass woman has to tickle my fancy
To have the raw edge like the UK rapper/model Nancy
Keeping me all fine and dandy
Like a glass of brandy
Making me feel on top of the world like Brandy
Looking all sweet like a bag of candy
This bad-ass woman has to have the attitude of Atlanta’s Kandi
To go hard like the big-breasted Mandy
Or to go even harder than a Kung-Fu kick
My black woman has to be the ultimate bad-ass chick

Copyright © 2014 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “The Olivierrean Experience”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)


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