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Sir Alex Ferguson— This Man Stinks of LEGEND!

Hot-head, hard man, genius and a legend
He makes the other managers feel shit-scared and threatened
This man is what you call ‘Managerial Heaven’
A well-known visionary who can give other managers a lesson
In making a football club successful with a strong, demanding presence
You can tell that being a manager for Man United was his calling for a profession
As he did bloody well to keep our team beyond heightened and leavened
Keeping the team running on smooth like an engine
His presence will always leave an everlasting impression
Even without his big mouth which is used commonly for a deadly weapon
Three cheers for Sir Alex Ferguson
Who carried the weight of the club on his shoulders like a merchantman
His way with the referees makes him look so burdensome
To the point that fans from opposing teams wanted to murder him
All the other football managers are boring
They simply do (as people) bore me
Ferguson is what you call a REAL success story
This may sound corny 
But this man is the real deal
Keeping other teams spinning behind him like Ferris wheels
Manchester City (at one point) were behind our heels
Nipping at our heels
Ferguson will always have that fist of steel
As ever, he’s all about keeping it real
Like a done deal
To all the Manchester United haters
This man will ALWAYS be the greatest
Manager that God ever created
It has been countlessly stated
That this man has amazed us beyond our own amazement
People are taking the piss out of him by calling him ‘ancient’
And that our Man United needs a younger replacement
These haters were at this man like plaintiffs and complainants
I even wept a tear when he retired
To the point of crying until I got tired
Well at least this man didn’t get fired
He left on a high note
Whilst other managers left and went stone broke
Manchester United will never be same without the Fergie Mode 

Copyright © 2014 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “JUICED”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

Show Some Love To Your Jewellery!

Posted: December 18, 2014 in Uncategorized

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Love Your Jewellery

Okay let’s cut out the tomfoolery
And take the time to love your jewellery
I don’t talk about my jewellery usually
And it may come off across as a bit of a lunacy
But I would LOVE to start a community
Of jewellery lovers and create a nice little unity
Having everyone watch your jewellery in close scrutiny
I love the way my beads sit on my arms beautifully
Each bead on my body is worn with meaning and purity
I refuse to obey all of society’s ideologies of normality like a mutiny
Amidst of my beads come the diamonds
It has the X-Factor like Simon
I have a few jewellery lovers swanning it up in Ireland
Hitting the peaks like a highland
My diamond studs signify my vanity
If I could, I would buy some diamonds for the rest of the family
Right now I’m living my bejewelled fantasy
Which to others may seem like an infantile fallacy
I would gladly all day long and happily
Wear my African regalia affably
Whilst I’m looking for a Cleopatra to my Antony
Rocking my beads with bravery and gallantry
As well as with a bit of carelessness and apathy
I’ve got a cross to show my allegiance to my faith Christianity
Other folks think that I’m knee-deep in insanity
Hurling abuse at me with their unkind words and profanities
To hell with them! I’ll still continue to rock my beads ecstatically
Starting with both extravagant armfuls of bracelets
Coupled with some nice necklaces that make others wish I was faceless
All of my bracelets (to me) just speak out greatness
I love all of my jewellery so there ain’t no favourites
I’m like the love child of Mr. T and Carmen Miranda
As I’m sitting here posing with my jewels on the veranda
I’m not here to spread any bullshit or any propaganda
Or beat up on my chest like a grizzly bear or a panda!
I admire Mr T. for his neck full of gold
The statement alone is what I would call bold
These chavvy types would rock jewellery tackily like a piece of mould
I love gold a lot but my preference lies with silver
The gold jewellery carries the weight of several bodybuilders
I think I’ll just stick to my wooden beaded regalia
This style will catch on from London, New York and Australia
I will not be fashion-forward with my jewellery like my was Iggy Azalea
But I would love a group of jewellery lovers to join on my bacchanalia
People say that loving your jewellery is somewhat of a good statement
The copious amounts of beads I’m wearing— to others it’s an amazement
The weight around my neck usually brings my neck down to the pavement
Stuck-up nosed people make dumb accusations about me like an arraignment
Jewellery lovers are just humble people— not arrogant and complacent
However we are just a bunch of people who are just easy-going and complaisant
My jewellery just gives me a sense of content and containment
It frees me from this mad mental enslavement
Here I am— walking the streets in my beads and my Stan Smiths
Listening and taking in the words of Sam Smith
The same words he said on the X-Factor
Which had me revved up like a high-powered tractor
Putting on a performance like an actor
For the odd hater and the piss-taking detractor
I’m not into this diamonds culture like ballers and rappers
Trying to look sweet in their diamond jewellery like sweet wrappers
I admire the heavy metalheads with their fists full of metal
Having the “normal” people look at them and dismiss them as mental
I’ve seen jewellery being made out of leaves and stinging nettles
As well as those nice and sexy rose petals
I suppose jewellery in a way settles your fettle
And the large amounts signifies your boldness and your mettle
However— jewellery is jewellery so you have to embrace it

Copyright © 2014 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “JUICED”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

She’s ALL WOMAN!!!

Posted: December 5, 2014 in Uncategorized

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She’s Mind Blowing

With a body like hers 
I’m sure she could put any man in a hearse
Her body can grace the likes of furs
She could be the sexiest woman in the universe
I’m the type that is usually diverse
When it comes to women; I drop them in a verse
She keeps her beauty secured like a purse
She is the total opposite like an inverse
Men should have no reason to be repugnant and adverse
I would love to have her as a night nurse
What man is this world would be averse?
This woman’s smooth derriere
Had all the men jumping up and down everywhere
The moment when she pulled off that sarong
Her derriere was making nice with that black thong
Looking at that made my dick thick and long
I know that sounded wrong
This woman is absolutely mind-blowing
My erection has no idea where it’s going
It’s her presence that she’s bestowing
An abundance of male fans are still going
I want to interweave into her like sewing
I’m pretty sure that this woman is pretty easy going 

Copyright © 2012 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “G.E.M.I.N.I.”)written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

The Truth About Exuberance. ..

Posted: December 1, 2014 in Uncategorized

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Exuberance Is A State of Mind

This is something for the people 
The happy people who believe in equal
And for those who want to live peaceful
And parade with happiness as high as a steeple
We shouldn’t care about the deceitful
Or care about the eagles full of evil
This is something for the congenial
This is also for the genial
As well as for our kings and queens in regal
Exuberance is the state of mind 
It’s there to open the eyes of the blind
Please don’t get left behind
Being happy all round is better than mankind
The exuberance is more of a spiritual incline
No more should you be confined
Exuberance will stand with you like the test of time
This is for the clever and the scrupulous
And for the people who find it humorous
I am speaking with loads of truthfulness
With a personality of fruitfulness
Without trying to sound kind of ludicrous
I’m feeling the bump like a protuberance 
Whenever I’m on a journey of exuberance

Copyright © 2012 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “G.E.M.I.N.I.”)written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)