The One & Only… Sir ALEX FERGUSON!!!

Posted: December 29, 2014 in Uncategorized


Sir Alex Ferguson— This Man Stinks of LEGEND!

Hot-head, hard man, genius and a legend
He makes the other managers feel shit-scared and threatened
This man is what you call ‘Managerial Heaven’
A well-known visionary who can give other managers a lesson
In making a football club successful with a strong, demanding presence
You can tell that being a manager for Man United was his calling for a profession
As he did bloody well to keep our team beyond heightened and leavened
Keeping the team running on smooth like an engine
His presence will always leave an everlasting impression
Even without his big mouth which is used commonly for a deadly weapon
Three cheers for Sir Alex Ferguson
Who carried the weight of the club on his shoulders like a merchantman
His way with the referees makes him look so burdensome
To the point that fans from opposing teams wanted to murder him
All the other football managers are boring
They simply do (as people) bore me
Ferguson is what you call a REAL success story
This may sound corny 
But this man is the real deal
Keeping other teams spinning behind him like Ferris wheels
Manchester City (at one point) were behind our heels
Nipping at our heels
Ferguson will always have that fist of steel
As ever, he’s all about keeping it real
Like a done deal
To all the Manchester United haters
This man will ALWAYS be the greatest
Manager that God ever created
It has been countlessly stated
That this man has amazed us beyond our own amazement
People are taking the piss out of him by calling him ‘ancient’
And that our Man United needs a younger replacement
These haters were at this man like plaintiffs and complainants
I even wept a tear when he retired
To the point of crying until I got tired
Well at least this man didn’t get fired
He left on a high note
Whilst other managers left and went stone broke
Manchester United will never be same without the Fergie Mode 

Copyright © 2014 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “JUICED”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)


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