Oestrogen Overload!

Posted: January 25, 2015 in Uncategorized

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Oestrogen Overload— A Room Full Of Fine Yet Hormonal Hot Women

Am I definitely in the right place?
I ask with a mad smile on my face!
As I turn up with style and grace
To see the room packed with women all over the place
Seeing them dance to songs from Ace Of Base
Whilst I’m standing here confused like a waste-of-space
Their beauty’s burning my eyes like mace
The sight of these ladies are making me feel so good like Ma$e
I’m knotted over how emotional this lot are like a lace
Women are known for being devotional
As well as being loving and emotional
But sometimes they can be considered as irreproachable
Shouting the odds as well as being non-negotiable
In the corner stands a bunch of hyped-up ladies
Causing madness due to someone spilling their Baileys
Over someone’s dress— costing the same price as a Mercedes
Losing their bloody minds as if they were totally crazy
Acting with their silly-ass tantrums like toddlers and babies
It’s the kind of madness you’d expect to have seen in the 80’s
I’m walking through having my munch-up 
I turn and I see a group of women having a good-old punch-up
All I can say is that things just got proper real
A building full of raging women is what you call the Real Deal
Keeping shit heated up like a microwave meal
To the point that they’ll pull out the stainless steel
Making the shook ones run with their high heels 
Taking to the streets with their loud mouths and start squealing
Making a whole lot of noise and catching feelings
The oestrogenic atmosphere is going through the ceilings
Because of all those shenanigans and dealings
All this oestrogen in one roof maybe some nutter’s dream
But the dream is not always what it seems
As there’s always one woman who’s emotionally bursting at the seams
This is like watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Where a group of strong yet despondent women get mad and shirty
When it comes to a punch-up they get down and dirty
As well as feeling amorous and flirty
With each other’s blokes— keeping themselves sweet like a bar of Hershey’s
With a group of women in one place tends to be highly competitive 
To the point where there becoming bitchy and insensitive
This bitchy oestrogenic atmosphere does become boring and repetitive
Real women would stop and aim to live in peace with each other like a sedative
As well as stand and guard one another like a preventative
This hormonal and oestrogenic mise en scène is usually argumentative
Which makes at least one woman feel emotional and hypersensitive
Amidst all of their dramas— they all looked damn foxy and fine
I’m intoxicated on their presence like a bottle of red wine
That woman on the second row, third last is just dead fine
Damn these women! They totally blow my mind
With their cute faces, bodies with some fine behinds
So sexy, sleek and sublime
Each of these ladies are a fine design
The way they’re dressed to the nines
Wishing at least one of these ladies were mine
The pile-up of oestrogen often leads to bitchiness
As well as leading to silliness and giddiness
This is what you call Oestrogenic Overload
Where emotions and bitchiness can always be seen as overthrown
Getting their NeNe and Phaedra on to the point that it gets overblown

Copyright © 2014 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “JUICED”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

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