I Really Don’t Give a Monkeys. . .

Posted: May 10, 2015 in Uncategorized

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I Don’t Give A Damn About What You Have To Say About Me

Your negative comments really don’t phase me
To me you’re only portraying yourself as mad and crazy
The kind of crazy that’s resonated in the likes of Slim Shady
Coupled with a manner that’s seen to be hasty
You can say whatever the hell you like matey
There’s no ifs buts or maybes
It’s obvious that the tension here is shaky
You may rev your mouth off like a flash Mercedes
Or like the ticket inspector Blakey
You can play it frosty like Sadie
Or go corrupt with your words like the people of Haiti
Honestly– I really don’t give a shit
You can bitch about me until you’re blown to bits
Looking like a raving misfit
Going all yellow like cornmeal grits
If bitching about me is how you get your kicks
Why don’t you save it for the other raving pricks?
Bringing in more heat than a cup of Horlicks
Quite frankly I really don’t have the time for it
All this pointless negative energy
Is turning the air all peppery
Your mean comments would make an off-the-wall documentary
Exposing your insecurities and jeopardies
I’m all hard and leathery
Half those insults you spew out should be considered a felony
Sprinkling your hot air like seeds of sesame
Continuing to pop off like a bitter old enemy
With less class than the women on the cover of Ebony
Acting all hormonally mad like you’ve discovered your pregnancy
Whenever you see me wander off nonchalantly and carelessly
The second you spew your words all dreadfully
Bringing out the worst antithesis of serenity
To all of you naysayers– Good luck!
Because I really don’t give a fuck
You can mouth off like a woman who’s starstruck
Quack away like a duck
For you to speak in a manner that’s malicious
You must find those words tasty and delicious
It causes your behaviour to appear erratic and capricious
Totally not interested in your demeanour that’s evil and pernicious
Which makes you appear to be the opposite of thoughtful and judicious
Not to mention the fact that you really ARE warring and seditious
Please just leave me to mind my own business
I believe that you have some serious issues
Time to bring out the Kleenex tissues!
You need to stop pointing out other people’s miscues
And also stop popping off your mouth– keep your opinions and nastiness with you

Copyright © 2014, 2015 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “JUICED”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

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