What A Rancid Bitch. . .

Posted: June 6, 2015 in Uncategorized

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Miss Lazarus Is A Rancid Bitch

Damn there goes that stank-breath bitch
With the mindset of a witch
From 0-100 she can easily switch
I often get into more than a stitch
By laughing at her
Looking like a hot mess as well as an old slapper
Every time I saw her she looked madder than a hatter
Going hard at it like the clappers
Forever showing off her voluptuous stature
Thinking to herself that she looks more than dapper
We were taking the piss out of her like an overflowing bladder
Her face looked oilier than a chicken platter
With her skin looking pastier than fish batter
She really was the butt of all jokes and chitter-chatter
Miss Lazarus still has the ugliness to make all glass shatter
To think that I was in her class when she was teaching English and grammar
To her credit she DID possess a little sassiness and glamour
A woman with that bad breath should be considered as bad manners
Whether she’s in classrooms or the fancy manors
She sure as hell ain’t no damn Rihanna
This woman’s stinking breath
Smells like the corrosion of death
One whiff of it would put people to death
One breath in your ear could turn you deaf
I nearly passed out when she was present at my English test
Flaunting her stank-ass in a black dress
Trying to play clever and deft
Her rancid breath smells like rotting flesh
I consider her to be a lethal threat
This clown revs up like a Ford Transit
Damn that breath’s beyond rancid

Copyright © 2014, 2015 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “The Olivierrean Experience”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

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