She’s Ripping The Piss Out Of You Mate

Posted: July 18, 2015 in Uncategorized

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Come On Mate— She’s Taking You For A Right Mug Son!

Oh for goodness sake
I know it’s a bit late
But I’m telling you straight
Because she will turn you into a right state
Open your eyes mate
She’s already running rings round you like a roller skate
This woman is somewhat of an open gate
Always willing to offer it on a plate
A tart like her is never worth the wait
Nor is she worth carrying the weight
She’s jumping from one bloke to the next
All she’s known for is easy sex
Lying back and spreading open her legs
Showing off the smoothness of Grade-A eggs
I’m telling you she’s a curse— call her a hex
It’s not a joke mate and I know it’s complex
To take in that she’s always putting it about for sex
It’s always another bloke that she’s looking to text
I’m not trying to diss her in a manner out of context
Look at her! She looks like a hot mess
You need to rise up
And smell the coffee— WISE UP!
And please dry your eyes up
Because right now she’s getting her thighs up
With various other blokes
Having raw sex and catching jokes
Making you look like a right hoax
Just like the other guys she previously coaxed
I’m trying to save you from looking like another idiot
Looking like the worst of the silliest
Acting all crazy and delirious
Like hormonal women on periods
This woman is the biggest reminder of your ex Lydia
Who was just totally provocative and hideous
I’m surprised to this day that any bloke took her serious
With her car full of crassness and silliness
Now SHE was the epitome of a total idiot
She was thick and yes I’m talking illiterate
It’s you that is totally oblivious
To this raving tart
Who at the end of the day has no heart
Come on mate— where do I start?
She’s riding away with your money like a go-kart
Married to your finances til death do they part
Whilst she’s thinking that she’s Owen Hart
Wrestling for another man
Who has enough money to fund her dreams and plans
You are not part of her plan
She’ll be jumping from David to Dan
If I were in your shoes I’d be fuming
Because she’s blatantly taking the piss like urine
Matey! She’s making you look like a right mug
She’s got you looking worse than a pug
Addicted to her like an antidepressant drug
Whilst she swans off all complacently smug
Leaving you out of pocket and worn-out like a rug
Whilst she’s got you thinking that it’s all bliss
It’s crystal clear that she’s definitely taking the piss
The most you would ever come up to was a kiss
She had no intention of wanting to be your Miss

Copyright © 2014 René Olivierre all rights reserved (Taken from the book “JUICED”) written by René Olivierre and published by The Olivierrean Experience (T.O.E.)

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